Saturday, October 20, 2007

The new Acer computer have arrived

Hello everyone.

Just as Mr Ballmer had promised we have receved the 90 Acer computers for the boys and girls at our school of keyboarding. Floyd the IT and handyperson had them all setup this afternoon for the students. We all assembled in the main keyboarding room for their inaugural use. As a promised to that nice Mr Ballmer we can all use them for free as long as we root out all those negative comments on the web about Microsoft products and tell them how wrong they are and that Vista is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

On first use we found the start up a little slower over the Me's that we had been using and have not figure out how to tune them off, so I told the students it was ok to leave them turned on all the time, but keep the power packs on because the battery's seem to drain very quickly. Also our brand new xp compatible printers do not work either, Floyd said it was some kind of driver problem. I had told Floyd there are plenty of screwdrivers in that shed I have paid for with the schools hard earned moneys.

I have told the student that it is ok for now to use the Mac's to do Microsoft's work but not to tell Mr Ballmer and had to remind them how mad he gets. Him trowing that chair wen he caught Susy using Google.

Your

Truly

Miss Alice Addertongue

Thursday, October 18, 2007

A nice chat today with Mr Steve Ballmer.

Good afternoon to all;

Today we had a nice video chat with Mr Ballmer on his new Halloween Costume. He was not able to show it to use because the release date is October 31. But the CEO of Microsoft did bring us a film of his last years trick or treat antics.

Hope you all enjoy what a fine time that Mr Ballmer has collecting all that booty.

Yours Truly

Miss Alice Addertongue

http://www.kvue.com/video/index.html?nvid=178160&she=1